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If I had wings I'd fly away from here

 But wherever I land the people would think that I was weird

 They'd be like why do you have wings,

 did your mom have sex with a bird or something

If I had one wish I'd wish for a thousand more

 But that'd probably be against the rules so I'd have to think some more

 Then I'd wish for all the supermans powers

So I could fly

 See through all good looking girls taking showers

If ruled the world it'd probably fall apart

 Cause I'm not a really organized person and I'm not all that smart

 I'd just sitting 'round smoking weed all day

 And be like "who the hell put me in charge here anyway?"

 I'd be high as fuck

And if I could ask god one question

 I'd ask him what's the meaning of life

And he'd probably answer I could tell you

But then I'm gonna have to kill you

And I just say nevermind

 I'm not that curious

 So please don't tell me and please don't kill me

If I had a million dollars how would I spend them

 I think giving it to the poor, but then I'd say fuck that shit

 And I'd go buy a really expensive pimped up ride

And be like

Yo bitch check out the ribs on my ride

 Get in the backseat and I fuck you from behind

If I had wings I fly high in sky

But I would be a weird looking half-bird guy

A regular everyday half-bird guy