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Bridge

Lyrics:

Have you ever watched the sun go down /

And you’re thinkin’ bout the world spinning round

Have you ever been high as fuck?

You’re in the bathroom mirror talkin to your self /

And your dog’s looking at you like you need help

Have you ever been high as fuck?

Then you feel your heart bumping really fast /

And you’re convinced that you’re gonna have a heart attack

Have you ever been high as fuck?

You close your eyes and you’re on a chicken farm

The only problem is that the chickens have human arms

You say that’s fucked up, why do the chickens have human arms?

You need snacks so you walk to the corner store

But you’re scared because you think that they will know you’re high

So you walk around the block to buy some time

Finally you decide to go in the store /

But you’re so high you don’t know why you’re there anymore

So you just buy a pack of gum and get the hell out of there

You’re walking home and your mouth is dry

Should have bought some juice and snacks but you were too high

Thinking ’bout ketchup chips

And for some reason the game Battleship

I started thinking about how fun it was to play games like Battleship when we were a kid

And then how as we get older we forget how to play and just to enjoy ourselves

So you say: guess what I’m gonna make up a game right now

And it involves a baseball bat and a porcuipine

And I’m gonna try and kill a porcupine with a baseball bat

But then you don’t know where to find the porcupine

So you go on eBay and do a search but people don’t sell porcupines on the Internet

And you say, “you know what world, you got me cornered again, I’m gonna roll another joint”.

Ever eat a whole bag of crackers /

That were so old that they weren’t crispy anymore

Have you ever been high as fuck?