Standard (EADGBE)
We are the lonely - all together
All together - we're all alone
We are the lonely - all together
All together - we're all alone
The cashier at the Pump & Pay
Knows everything's gonna be okay
The ll night all right Rent--Cop
Is across the street at the Donut Shop
The waitress waits with Whiskey Sour
At the Single Mingle Happy Hour
The one man band begins to sing
Accompanied by a drum machine
White divorced swinging male
Seeks company to no avail
Worthless ruthless toothless man
Wants wealthy woman with a plan
SWF with PHD
Seeks TLC at the A&P
GWM nice and trim
Seeks S--X at the -Y-M
Ugly man treats girls like dirt
Wants buttons sewn upon his shirt
DUI at the --R
Seeks M--N with --R
Alone Alone Alone Alone....
Toothy gal with breasts so large
Takes Visa Amex Master Charge
Dial 1-900 Girls for Fun
You lonely little hot dog bun.
Straight but curious thirty-three
Seeks survivor of Wounded Knee.
Farmer's nympho daughter Mose
Want to do it till the cows come home Fade...