Standard (EADGBE)

 We are the lonely - all together

 All together - we're all alone

 We are the lonely - all together

 All together - we're all alone

 The cashier at the Pump & Pay

 Knows everything's gonna be okay

 The ll night all right Rent--Cop

 Is across the street at the Donut Shop

 The waitress waits with Whiskey Sour

 At the Single Mingle Happy Hour

 The one man band begins to sing

 Accompanied by a drum machine

White divorced swinging male

 Seeks company to no avail

Worthless ruthless toothless man

 Wants wealthy woman with a plan

SWF with PHD

 Seeks TLC at the A&P

GWM nice and trim

 Seeks S--X at the -Y-M

Ugly man treats girls like dirt

 Wants buttons sewn upon his shirt

DUI at the --R

 Seeks M--N with --R

Alone Alone Alone Alone....

Toothy gal with breasts so large

 Takes Visa Amex Master Charge

 Dial 1-900 Girls for Fun

 You lonely little hot dog bun.

Straight but curious thirty-three

 Seeks survivor of Wounded Knee.

Farmer's nympho daughter Mose

Want to do it till the cows come home Fade...