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Jehosaphat the mongrel cat

Jumped off the roof today

Some say he fell but I could tell

  (or )

He did himself away

Well his eyes weren't bright

Like they were the night

We played checkers on the train

well god bless his soul he was a tootsie roll

 but hes a dead cat just the same....

Thats the verse...all the chords are the same for each one...

 We are living in the future

 I tell you how I know

 I read it in the paper

fifteen years ago

We're all driving rocket ships

 and talking with our minds

 wearin turquois jewelery

And standin in soup lines

Standin in soup lines