Standard (EADGBE)
Oh what have you done with your life
Oh please dont tell me
Just shut up and go to work
Cause youre interrupting me
I wont represent the US
In the summer olympics
My characters questionable
My life is a broken record
Chorus
Im shredding the document
Im keeping my mouth shut
Im running on radio silence
Im letting the record speak
Im shredding the document
The switchboard is lighting up
Im not taking anymore calls
Well maybe from Larry King
And I dont know who killed who
Im having a sex change
To a woman who loves too much
My sisters a petty thief
I doctored the evidence
Yeah it was a cover up
I want to stay wrapped in my blanket
And never get out of bed
Chorus
All rumor and innuendo
An eagles reunion
The 20th centurys closing
Its closing in on me
You know what my father said
Well Im not going to tell you
Some words that I try to live by
Its none of your goddamn business
Chorus
Im shredding the document
The switchboard is lighting up
Im not taking anymore calls
Well maybe from Oprah Winfrey