Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

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Verse

 Women seem to like me

 They seem to like what I have to say

 When they see me out in public

 Women seem to look my way

 Women seem to treat me so gracious

 They sing me to sleep with a song

 But there always seems to be a problem

 Women don't seem to like me long

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Verse

 Women seem to want me

 To stay with them all night

 We have so much in common

 Our futures really do seem bright

 Women seem to forgive me

 They seem to become my very good friends

 But when it comes time for a commitment

 The romance always seems to end

Chorus1

 They tell me all their stories

 We lay awake and talk all night

Maybe it's me I don't know

 But in the morning there always seems to be some kind of fight

Bridge

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Verse

 Well women seem to be so clever

 I love all the jokes that they tell

 Like my last boyfriend really hurt me in bed

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Hey but you seem to fit so well

 Women sure can hurt your feelings

 They can burn you down and not make a sound

 And then they call me up and say hey come over

 My husband has just left town

Chorus2

 They tell me all their stories

 We lay awake and laugh all night

Maybe it's me I don't know

 But in the morning there always seems to be some kind of fight

Verse

 Women seem to love houses

 I've bought a couple for one or two

 Women seem to think all men are louses

 And I guess I think so too

 Women seem so much smarter

Than your average Joe

 Women seem to be a little more intuitive

 And when they lie nobody knows

Verse

(play riff1 alone)

 Well women seem to know how to keep a secret

 They don't blabbermouth just for show

 Fifty percent of their charm is illusion

 And that is a good thing to know

Verse

(play normally)

 Women seem to like me

 They seem to like what I have to say

 And when they see me out in public

 Women seem to look my way

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Yeah, yeah, yeah

 Yeah, women seem to like me

 They seem to like what I have to say

Outro

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