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I'll show you Paris in the morning

I'll show you London after noon

And if you feel your Dublin heart burning

 Yeah you don't have to worry 'cause we're going in soon

 Yeah you don't have to worry 'cause we're going in soon

 And it turns out Mona Lisa she knew nothing

 Yeah she can't get much loving from a wall

 Yeah and if some stranger tried to take you from me

First I'd rescue you then I'd punch him in the jaw

First I'd rescue you then I'd punch him in the jaw

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We tried to sink in with the locals

 It turns out they ain't mean but they still don't know

 Yeah but I will do my best to speak the language to the rest

 So I can buy you flowers, Wendy, everywhere we go

 So I can buy you flowers, Wendy, everywhere we go

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 The children can't believe what they just saw

 But after all this weather you don't need this damn umbrella

 'Cause we'll be kissing by the water, feel the water

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