Why Dont We Get Drunk Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

  DI really do, D7appreciate theG fact you're Dsittin' here.

  DYour voice sounds Gso wonderful but your E7face don't

  look toA7o clear.

  So Gbarmaid bring a pitcher, Danother round o' brew,

  HoneyG why don't we getA drunk and Dscrew... D7

(Chorus:)

  GWhy don't we getA drunk and Dscrew?

  E7I just bought a waterbed filledA7 up for me and you.

  TheyG say you are a snuff queen,

  Honey ID don't think that's true.

  So, Gwhy don't we getA drunk and Dscrew.

(spoken: "Take it Coral Reefers, here we go...";) violin solo

Why don't we get drunk and screw?

I just bought a waterbed (it's) filled up for me and you.(**)

They say you are a snuff queen,

Honey I don't think that's true.

So, why don't we get drunk and screw?

Yeah, now baby I say, "Lord!," (*)

Why don't we get drunk and screw.

(*)- or "Chord!" or "More Beer!" or whatever you like... :*) 'hic

(**)- on "Feeding Frenzy" alternate verse:

"I just bought a waterbed filled up with Elmer's Glue!..."

[This song is published in CPP/Belwin's "Songs You Know By Heart"]