Standard (EADGBE)

Chorus

My head hurts, my feet stink, and I don't love Jesus (oh my lordy it's that...)

 It's that kind of mornin'

Really was that kind of night

Tryin' to tell myself that my condition is improvin'

 And if I don't die by Thursday I'll be roarin' Friday night

 Went down to the snake pit

 To drink a little beer

 Listen to the jukebox

 Merle was comin' in clear

All of a sudden I wad'n alone

Pickin' country music with ol' Joe Bones

Duval Street was rockin'

My eyes they starting poppin'

Chorus

And now my head hurts, my feet stink, and I don't love Jesus

(oh my lordy it's that...)

It's that kinda mornin'

Really was that kinda night

Tryin' to tell myself that my condition is improvin'

And if I don't die by Thursday I'll be roarin' Friday night

Gotta get a little orange juice

And a Darvon for my head

I can't spend all day

Baby layin' in the bed

I'm goin' down to Fausto's get some chocolate milk

Can't spend my life in yer sheets of silk

I've got to find my way

Crawl out and greet the day

Chorus

But now my head hurts, my feet stink, and I don't love Jesus

(oh my lordy it's that...)

It's that kinda mornin'

Really was that kinda night

Tryin' to tell myself that my condition is improvin'

And if I don't die by Thursday I'll be roarin' Friday night

Let me tell ya, I be roarin' Friday night

I mean I'll be

Roarin'

Friday