Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Verse 1

Wake up major and stitch on your hat

 You fell out of bed, and then you landed in the cache

 So what's in your diary today?

Call on your main man, what can he do for you?

Hang out with stupid, so you can tell him what to do

Major, this is your day

Pre Chorus

Living alone in a jar never gets you very far

Chorus

 He can read your mind, make you feel alright

 Sgt. Major knows what you want

 He knows who you are, one day you'll be a star

 Sgt Major knows what you want

Verse 2

 Take out your paper and throw it all away

Everything is useless ain't got a lot to say

Major this is your way

 The major is drowning cause he opened his mouth

 He starts to explain it, but nothing's coming out

Major what can you say?

Pre Chorus

 I hope that you like who you are

 Cause livin' alone in a jar never gets you very far

Chorus

 He can read your mind, make you feel alright

 Sgt. Major knows what you want

 He knows who you are, one day you'll be a star

 Sgt Major knows what you want

Bridge

 I know that you think that you made it

 I know what I meant to say

While you looked in the mirror

 I was getting away

For you there is there is nothing to say

Chorus

 He can read your mind, make you feel alright

 Sgt. Major knows what you want

 He knows who you are, one day you'll be a star

 Sgt Major knows what you want

Outro

Whoo whooo

Whoo whooo

Whoo whooo