Standard (EADGBE)

Slowly dances over me, anyman’s story

Jesus had a son by Mary Magdalene

 And he rode the land like the man who went before

Young Jesus raised him proud, Mother Mary raised him proud

 And he tracked down the men who laid his father down

 One day the Pilate died with the fire in his side

Herod did die too, not the way wanted to

 Y’see the child knew the secrets of Egypt and Isis

(solo in minor)

Jews are foxier than, foxier than you

Any man’s story, dances over me

Magdalene remembered when the people smiled and had been looser

Looser than they'd been since the day young Jesus died

Public execution enhanced by levitation

Fancy mutilation for two thousand years of time

Jesus could walk on the water

The man could dance on the Sea of Galilee

Don’t you try breathin’ in that water

Miracles go only so far, you see

(Guitar break- B Minor)

2,000 years

They both dance over me

Any man’s story, they both dance over me

Like God loved his bastard Jesus

You know he did love that bastard son

God loved the good son of Jesus

 You know he got off on the foxy daughter too

So you think young Jesus Christ never balled a lady

 And you think young Mary never saw him smile wide & free

You won’t read it in the bible, but if you look you’re liable

 To come across the truth about a man from Galilee

She raised the man upon the water, they had son they had a daughter

She hid them from the slaughter in the deep Black Sea

God loved the bastard son of Jesus

God got off on the sparklin’ daughter, too yes he did

Jesus could walk on the water

The man could dance on the Sea of Galilee

Watch him dance, watch him dance, watch him dance