Standard (EADGBE)

 Rocky Racoon, he was a fool unto himself

 For he would not swallow, his foolish pride

 Mind you, coming from a little town in Minnesota,

 It is not the kind of thing a young guy did

 When a fellow went and stole his chick away from him.

  or

Now, Rocky Raccoon checked into his room

 Only to find Gideon's Bible

  or

Rocky had come equipped with a gun

 To shoot off the legs of his rival

 His rival it seems had broken his dreams

 By stealing the girl of his fancy.

 Her name was Magil and she called herself Lil

 But everyone knew her as Nancy.

 Now she and her man who called himself Dan

 Were in the next room at the hoe down

 And Rocky burst in and grinning a grin

 He said Danny Boy this is a showdown

 But Daniel was hot, he drew first and shot

 And Rocky collapsed in the corner.

(eugh)

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(eugh)

 The doctor walked in stinking of gin

 Proceeded to lie on the table

 The doctor said "Rock, you met your match, Son."

Rocky said, no it's only a scratch

 I'll be better soon Doc, I'll be better soon.

 Well come on Rock, come on Rock.

 Rocky Raccoon fell back in his room

 Only to find Gideon's Bible

 Gideon checked out and he left him no doubt

 To hell with good Rocky's revival.

(yeah)

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