Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Verse

sup up your beer and collect your fags

there's a row goin on down near slough

get out your mat and pray to the west

i'll get out mine and pray for myself

thought you were all smart when you took them on but you

didn't take a look in their artilary room

all that rugby puts hairs on your chest

what chance have we got against a tie and a crest

Chrous:

hello hurray what a nice day for the

Eton Rifles! Eton Rifles

hello hurray i'd prefer the plague to the

Eton Rifles! Eton Rifles!

After Chorus:

what a catayst you turned out to be

loaded your guns and you ran off home for your tea

 and left me standing like a naughty schoolboy

thats about all you need to know, unless you wanna put the guitar noise in at the beging

of my arrangement of the bass part.

i haven't put the piece in running order, figured i'd give you a challenge!

if you can try and play the different versions of the chords which i have indicated in

right place to get the full affect of the song.