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 In the port of Amsterdam

 There's a sailor who sings

 Of the dreams that he brings

 From a wide open sea

 And in the port of Amsterdam

 There's a sailor who sleeps

 While the river bank weeps

 To the old willow tree

 And in the port of Amsterdam

 There's a sailor who dies

 Full of beers full of cries

 In a drunken down fight

 And in the port of Amsterdam

 There's a sailor who is born

 On the hot muggy morn

 By the dawns early light

 In the port of Amsterdam

 Where the sailors all meet

 There's a sailor who eats

 Only fish heads and tails

 He'll show you his teeth

 That have rotted too soon

 That can haul up the sails

 That can swallow the moon

 And he'll yell to the cook

 With his arms open wide

 Oh bring me more fish

 Though it's down by my side

 And he wants so to belch

 But he's too full to try

 So he stands up and laughs

 And he zips up his flies

 In the port of Amsterdam

 You can see sailors dance

 Paunches bursting their pants

 Grinding women's with paunch (not sure about this line)

 They've forgotten the tune

 That their whiskey voice croaks

 Splitting the night

 With the roar of their jokes

 And they turn and they dance

 And they laugh and they lust

 Till the rancid sound

 Of the accordion bursts

 And then out of the night

 With their pride in their pants

 And the slut that they tow

 Underneath the street lamps

 In the port of Amsterdam

 There's a sailor who drinks

 And he drinks and he drinks

 And he drinks once again

 Oh he drinks to the health

 Of the whores of Amsterdam

 Who have given their bodies

 To a thousand other men

 It's their worth and their goodness

 Their virtues all gone

 For the few dirty coins

 When he just can't go on

 Throws his nose to the sky

 And he aims it up above

 And he pisses like I cry

 For an unfaithful love

 In the port of Amsterdam

 In the port of Amsterdam

Submitted by Mr Thyroid