Standard (EADGBE)

Straight from the shoulder

 I think like a soldier

 I know what's right and what's wrong

 He knows what's right and what's wrong.

 I'm the original discriminating buffalo man

 And I'll do what's wrong as long as I can

 He'll do what's wrong as long as he can

 I live in a labyrinth under the sea

Down in the dark as dark as can be

I like the dark as dark as can be

He likes the dark as dark as can be

I'll even attack you or eat you whole

Down in the dark my bone mills roll

Porridge for my porridge bowl

Porridge for his porridge bowl

 I'm strong as the earth from which I'm born

 He's strong as the earth from which he's born

 I can't dream well because of my horns

 He can't dream well because of his horns

Moo

I'm strong as the earth from which I'm born

He's strong as the earth from which he's born

I can't dream well because of my horns

He can't dream well because of his horns

 A minotaur gets very sore

 His features they are such a bore

 His habits are predicta-bull

 Aggressively re – li - a-bull, bull, bull

 I'm strong as the earth from which I'm born

 He's strong as the earth from which he's born

 I can't dream well because of my horns

 He can't dream well because of his horns

 I'm the original discriminating buffalo man

 And I'll do what's wrong as long as I can

 He'll do what's wrong as long as he can

 As long as he can as long as he can,

 He can he can as long as he can,

  as long as he can as long as he can