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  Well there's a gentleman who's not so gentle cuz he's too generous with his chit and

chat

So lately we've been discussing a way to rid this disgusting example of ample gossip

gab

All we hear is

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  Well he's a gentleman who plays a caricature of a character he wishes he was

So lately we've been ignoring all his stories as we smile and nod and let him simply

what he does

So watch out

And everybody's got the same story:

We never wanted him here

He showed up anyway

He never would leave us alone, wa, wa, wa

We never wanted him here

He showed up anyway

But maybe that's okay

  Well soon this gentleman was barking louder when his biting harder didn't earn him respect

But lately we've been too proud to admit that we all might miss him just a bit now

he's packed up and left

What did we do?

And everybody's got the same story:

We never wanted him here

He showed up anyway

He never would leave us alone, wa, wa, wa

We never wanted him here

He showed up anyway

But maybe that's okay

We never wanted him here

He showed up anyway

He never would leave us alone, wa, wa, wa

We never wanted him here

And now he's gone for good

But maybe we've made a mistake

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