Standard (EADGBE)
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Intro
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Verse 1
So assuming that this
weekend there's
A part of me that's thinking
Of coming up to join you
You know I sure wouldnt want to
Ruin all your chances
On your one night stand romances
Doing tequila shots
I always loved you
but it was never enough
Refrain 1
And while your licking
salt off of each other
Know that I'll be wishing
Throwing some over my shoulder
Chorus 1
Hoping for sores to
form upon your lips
So the alcohol burns
warm with every sip
Are you burning now?
Dial 911 emergency
To cool you down
Verse 2
And when you wake
tommorow morning with
A hang over from hell
Don't bother calling me
There's no need for
you to kiss and tell
Because tonight will be my night
I'm calling all my friends
The boys are going out tonight
The potion in our bottles
it will be singing me to sleep
The worm at the bottom and
it's taunting me to be a creep
Refrain 2
It says Hey man
stand up for yourself
Hey man I've got a plan for
you It's working oh so well
Chorus 2
I picked up the pay phone
and I held the zero down
Please operator collect
call to Allentown
The call came back rejected
but that operator was kind
Enough to talk to me and get
me through to the
middle of the night
Yeah so tonight
will be my night
I'm calling all
my friends the boys are
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going out tonight