Standard (EADGBE)

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Intro

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Verse 1

 So assuming that this

weekend there's

 A part of me that's thinking

 Of coming up to join you

 You know I sure wouldnt want to

Ruin all your chances

 On your one night stand romances

Doing tequila shots

 I always loved you

but it was never enough

Refrain 1

 And while your licking

 salt off of each other

 Know that I'll be wishing

 Throwing some over my shoulder

Chorus 1

Hoping for sores to

 form upon your lips

 So the alcohol burns

 warm with every sip

 Are you burning now?

 Dial 911 emergency

 To cool you down

Verse 2

 And when you wake

tommorow morning with

 A hang over from hell

 Don't bother calling me

 There's no need for

you to kiss and tell

 Because tonight will be my night

 I'm calling all my friends

 The boys are going out tonight

 The potion in our bottles

 it will be singing me to sleep

 The worm at the bottom and

 it's taunting me to be a creep

Refrain 2

 It says Hey man

 stand up for yourself

Hey man I've got a plan for

you It's working oh so well

Chorus 2

I picked up the pay phone

 and I held the zero down

Please operator collect

call to Allentown

 The call came back rejected

 but that operator was kind

 Enough to talk to me and get

 me through to the

 middle of the night

Yeah so tonight

will be my night

 I'm calling all

my friends the boys are

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going out tonight