Cod Liver Oil And Orange Juice Chords

Capo 3rd fret

Standard (EADGBE)

Em Em6 C G B7

A Em A Em

1) Em C G Em

Well, oot of the east, there came a hard man,

 Ohhoohh,C all theC way from BrigtoGn

 Ahhahh,Em glory hEmallelujahG,

 Cod liveGr oil and the oraB7nge juiEmce.

2) Em C G Em

Well, he went intae a pub and he come oot paralytic,

 OChhoohh, VP Cand cider, G

EmAahhahh, what aEm hell of a mixture, G

 Cod liveGr oil and the oraB7nge juiEmce.

‘Sex rears its ugly head now!"

3) Em C G Em

Does this bus go to the Danister Parlae

COhhoohh, I'Cm lookin' for a lumber,G

EmAhhahh, gloEmry hallelujahG,

 Cod liveGr oil and the oraB7nge juiEmce.

"Eyes up the talent, and lo, and behold..."

4) Em C G Em

In the dancin' he met Hairy Mary,

COhhohh, the flCo(w)er o' the GorbeGls,

EmAhhahh, gloEmry hallelujahG,

 Cod liveGr oil and the oraB7nge juiEmce.

Spoken: "He chats her up.."

5) Em C G Em

"Ah, noo, Mary, are ye dancin'?"

C"Oh, no, it'sC jest the way I'm standin'"G

EmAhhahh, gloEmry hallelujahG,

 Cod liveGr oil and the oraB7nge juiEmce.

"Rebuffed!"

6) Em C G Em

"Well, then, Mary, you're one in a million",

C"Ohhohh, so'sC yer chancesG!"

EmAhhahh, gloEmry hallelujahG,

 Cod liveGr oil and the orB7ange juEmice.

"Rebuffed again!"

7) Em C G Em

"Well, then, Mary, can I run ye hame?

COhhoohh, I'veC got a pair of sandshoes G

EmAahhaahh," yer heEmll of a funny...G"

 Cod liveGr oil and the oranB7ge juicEme.

"Never say die; sways aboot non-chalantly pickin' his nails wi' 'is bayonet; an 'e

knocks 'er off!..."

8) Em C G Em

Well, doon through the back close, and intae the dunny,

 OhhCoohh, it wasnaeC for the first time, G

EmAhhahh, gloEmry hallelujahG,

 Cod liveGr oil and the oraB7nge juiEmce.

9) Em C G Em

Then oot came her mammy, she was goin' tae the cludgie

COhhoohh, I half-Cbuggered off Sharpish G

 AhEmhahh, gloryEm hallelujah, G

 Cod liveGr oil and the orB7ange juEmice.

 

10) Em C G Em

Noo Hairy Mary's lookin' for her hard man

 OhChoohh, he's joCined the Foreign Legion G

 AahhEmaahh, SaharEma under a camGel

 Cod liveGr oil and the orB7ange juEmice

11) Em C G Em

Then Hairy Mary had a little baby,

COhhoohh, hisC father's in the army, G

EmAahhaahh, gEmlory hallelujGah,

 Cod liveGr oil and the orB7ange juEmice.

Hmm... Those chords don't do it from me... I played along with my copy of Hamish'

 version, and came up with these. For the talking bits, alternate between Em and

A. Mr. Imlach only needs one A but I cannae talk that fast...