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She's in the kitchen,

[G/f#]

crying by the oven;

  [G/f#]

it seems she really loved him.

He's so drunk, he's

passed out in a Datsun,

that's parked out in the hot sun

  [G/f#]

in the saddest vacant lot in all the woo-orld, woo-orld.

[G/f#]

Boldly going

where he rarely knows,

but he'll miss her when he goes.

What a shame as

she drifts out of reach,

while he's still drunk asleep

in the saddest vacant lot in all the world, world.