Standard (EADGBE)

go home mom and go home to your cop

 you made us all feel weird you should just stop

as soon as he takes off you appear

 with your one-year old and half-can of flat beer

::Chorus I::

you bought into the thought

that believin' in

somethin' is a lot of shit

 well that's unfortunate

 i guess you're gettin' jipped

you bought into the lie

that the truth don't

 apply to you and never did

 well that's unfortunate

 i guess you're gettin' jipped

::Verse II::

(same as ::Verse I::)

well i got skipoles and i'm on my horse

and you on pills, all weird wearin' gym shorts

and my horse and i are gonna find your man

and let him know he's gotta a fuckin' freak on his hands

::Chorus II::

(same as ::Chorus I:: except...)

...on last "i guess you're gettin jipped", play:

 i guess you're gettin jipped

 i guess you're gettin jipped

 i guess you're gettin jipped

 i guess you're gettin jipped