Standard (EADGBE)

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Intro

Car Starting then Drumbeats

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 Distortion: -------------x2

Car Honks and drivers trash talks to other cars

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Verse 1

 It seems every time we're driving

 down the transcanada number 1

 The traffic's growing worse

 everyday it doesn't really help

When there's a bozo at the wheel

 slowing down cutting people

 Off I don't think it's funny

Chorus

Hit the gas hit the brakes

In a traffic jam I think I'm

late for work got your license

 From a cereal box you don't know how

 to drive you're just a fucking jerk

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Verse 2

 It never fails getting on

there's always something going

Wrong a lot of cars a lot of smog

It's pretty hazy when a

blowout in a tire becomes

 Such a big desire for idiots to

 watch slow down it makes me crazy

Think you know how I feel

what I need is a new automobile

Like the game spyhunter

 I could enjoy anyone

Who would annoy set the

missiles seek and destroy

(Repeat Chorus twice)

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Outro

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