Standard (EADGBE)

Which are basically C, G and F and so I shall label them as such!

Intro

riff/chord version

Verse 1

Black infectious wind we breathe,

Fills up the bored hole that lust leaves.

Chorus

 He yawns,

 She yawns as well.

 She yawns because she's bored,

 He yawns because he can't sleep anymore.

Verse 2

 They go out, fill their mouths with drink and food so they don't have to

speak.

 And in between courses they're gasping for air, so they yawn and look at

 their feet.

Chorus

 She yawns,

 He yawns as well.

 She yawns because she's bored,

 He yawns because he can't sleep anymore.

Interlude

kinda thing):

Riff bit/chord version

Chorus/outro:

 She yawns,

 And he yawns as well.

 He yawns because he's tired,

 The girl that he slept with sleeps too soon at night.

 When she yawns she tells the truth,

 That the boy she adores is just a man she's contracted to.

 But what of you and me?

 Admit that you're bored, you need more electricity.

 I've had enough of love,

 It just ends with two yawns in unison.

I don't think it's quite right- I think I have the right chords, but some might

not be in the right place, it's quite hard to hear, but it sounds OK to me. Any

corrections, lemme know!