Standard (EADGBE)

This is the riff that plays after every few lines

I think I’ve fallen in love with a girl and it’s serious

 (Repeat this throughout entire song)

Ooh that’s great news, Bret tell me about that girl that’s so serious

Well, I don’t really know her

That don’t sound so serious

Ooh, it’s serious, I’m delirious

Sounds serious

Yeah

That’s cool, I met a new girl too

Have you?

Yeah

One of those girls you met on the net?

No, we really met

Well, that’s great news, What’s she like, What does she do?

All I know dawg, is that she’s careless with her dog

I’m not sure what she does, except she makes me want her

She makes me want to get on top of her

Oh, that sounds great man, that sounds great, Hey wait

What?

Maybe I’m crazy, but when’d you meet this lady?

Just then

When?

Then

Right then?

Right then

Where?

Where?

Over there

Over there?

Over there - there

Yeah, over there - there - there

Just now?

Just now

How’d you meet your lady?

I was going for a jog and she lost a dog

I was running in the area and she lost her terrier

Was this about forty seconds ago?

No, about forty-three seconds ago

[together]

Oh no oh no oh oh no no

[not together]

What?

Are you thinking what I’m thinking?

No, I’m thinking what I’m thinking

So you’re not thinking what I’m thinking?

No, ‘cause you’re thinking I’m thinking what you’re thinking

Are you talking about a girl with a beautiful smile/

Yeah

Like strawberry wine

Yeah, yeah

Blueberry tracksuit pants?

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