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Think about the epileptic dogs

Not all the puppies are born so lucky

Somewhere there's a golden retriever who's having a seizure

Somewhere there's a pup seizin' up,

 And there's a labrador who's shakin' on the floor

Think about the epileptic dogs

Send us some money to stop these dogs from actin' funny

Send a check in the letter to make a setter feel better

Come on and make a donation and save a shaky dalmatian!

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