Standard (EADGBE)

 "Oh, Mrs. McGrath," the sergeant said

 "Would you like to make a soldier out of your son Ted

 With a scarlett coat, a big cocked hat

Mrs. McGrath, wouldn't you like that?"

 Now, Mrs. McGrath lived on the sea shore

 For the space of seven years or more

 Till she saw abig ship sailing in the bay

 "Here’s my son Ted, will you clear the way!"

 With me too-rye-ay

Foddle-diddle-day

Mrs McGrath wouldnt you like that?

 With me toorye-ay

Foddle diddle day

Mrs McGrath wouldnt you like that?

 "Oh captain dear, where have you been

 Have you been to the Mediterranean

 Will you tell me the news of my son Ted

 Is the poor boy living or is he dead?"

Up came Ted without any legs

 And in their place, two wooden pegs

 She kissed him a dozen times or two

 And said "My god, Ted is it you?"

 With me too-rye-ay

Foddle-diddle-day

Mrs McGrath didnt you like that?

 With me toorye-ay

Foddle diddle day

Mrs McGrath didnt you like that?

 "Now were you drunk or were you blind

 When you left your two fine legs behind

 Or was it while walking upon the sea

 Wore your two fine legs from the knees away?"

 "No, I wasn't drunk and I wasn't blind

 When I left my two fine legs behind

 But a cannon ball on the fifth of May,

 Tore my two fine legs and my knees away"

 With me too-rye-ay

Foddle-diddle-day

Mrs McGrath didnt you like that?

 With me toorye-ay

Foddle diddle day

Mrs McGrath didnt you like that?

"My Teddyboy," the widow cried

"Your two fine legs were your mother’s pride [only drums in this verse]

That stumps of a tree wouldn’t do at all

Why didn't you run from the cannon ball?"

 "All foreign wars I do proclaim

 Between Don John and the King of Spain,

 I’d rather have my son as he used to be

 Than the King of France and his whole navy"

With me too-rye-ay [first two lines voice only]

Foddle-diddle-day

Mrs McGrath didnt you like that?

 With me toorye-ay

Foddle diddle day

Mrs McGrath didnt you like that?

 With me too-rye-ay

Foddle-diddle-day

Mrs McGrath didnt you like that?

 With me toorye-ay

Foddle diddle day

Mrs McGrath didnt you like that?