God Is A Middle-aged Woman Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Verse

CGod is a middle aged Gwoman

 With planets forF earrings

 And internationaCl date lines at Gthe corners of her Ceyes

and these chords repeat for the verse until...!

Chorus

 But Foh God won't you just say Chello

FOh God you can take it real Cslow G

And then after a while we have the bridge and outro:

FAhC, so FbeautifuCl on tFhe patCio at niGght

FAhC, so FwonderfuCl, how did I Fnot seCe it befGore?

COh GGodF!