You Only Want Me 'Cause You Want My Sister Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

C D G [G/f#] Em C

G

GPulled up at the house at half past Dseven

 In yourEm '69 Apollo (?), you sChook hands with my father and we sGtopped

 off at the drug store by the Ddrive-in

 for some EmTrojans and a six-pack, but sCtill your eyes kept wandering back to

Amher. It's always hCer.

 So let's get one thing straight and out here, Dsir.

  C D G [G/f#]

 IfEm you think you're seeing double, let me take you some trouble (?).

 This Cain't no two-for-Done but in here, Gmister. 'Cause iC'm much more than

D G [G/f#] Em C

 just my sidDe, had enough to tiny guys who only want me 'cause they want my

Gsister.

GMy eyes are just as blue as her's, my Dhair is just as fine, and that Emtattoo

 on her lower back's Cexactly just like mine. But if you lGook beneath the

 surface, we're as Ddifferent as can be. And there's Emjust one part that

 feasts for you (?) and that pCart belongs to me and not to Amher, it's always

Cher so let'Ams get one thing straight if i'm your gDirl.

(repeat chorus)

C D G [G/f#] Em C

 HoGoo-ooooo...!

EmAnd if tomorrow you should die my Csister wouldn't bat an eye, she Gdoesn't

 even know your name, she's Dgoing with some other guy. As Emlong as she is

 still around Ci'll always be a trace of doubt I Amneed to know your love

 is real, but Dhow?

GWe're all dressed up, the flowers sure are Dpretty. Mother

  Empays her last respects (?) I look Caround, no one respects that it was Gme, I

  put some Drain-O in her Dcoffee and Cnow that she is underground i'll Amknow

 that youre not hanging 'round for Cher, not for her andAm now I know your Dlove

 is true for Gsure.

(chorus)

CIt pains my heart to Dthink of her as a Grotting, singing, maggot-infested,

 bloating, pus-oozing corpse of a leaEmving her (?!), and you Ccan't imagine

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 just hoGw much I miss her. But now I know you want me, not my sister.