You Only Want Me Cause You Want My Sister Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

C D G Em

C D G

GYou pulled up at the house at half past sDeven,

 In your Em‘69 Impala, Cshook hands with my father,

 And we Gstopped off at the drug store by the Ddrive-in,

 For some EmTrojans and a six-pack,

CStill your eyes kept wandering back to Amher,

 It’s alwaCys her

 So let’s get one thing straightened out here, Dsir

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 If you Cthink you’re seeing Ddouble

 Let me Gsave you some Emtrouble

 This Cain’t no two-for-Done bargain here, Gmister

 ‘Cause CI’m much more than Djust twice shy

 I’ve Ghad enough two-Emtiming guys

 Who Conly want me D‘cause they want my Gsister

 My eyes are just as blue as hers, my Dhair is just as fine,

 And the Emtattoo on her lower back’s exCactly just like mine

 But, if youG look beneath the surface,

 We’re as Ddifferent as can be,

 ‘Cause there’s Emjust one heart that beats for you

 And that Cheart belongs to me

 And not to Amher, it’s always Cher

 So let’s get one thing straight if I’m your Dgirl

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 And Emif tomorrow you should die

 My Csister would not bat an eye

 She Gdoesn’t even know your name

 She’s Dgoing with some other guy

 As Emlong as she is still around

 I’ll Calways have a trace of doubt

 I need to know your love is real, but Dhow?

 We’re Gall dressed up, the flowers sure are Dpretty

 Mother Empays her last respects

 I look arCound, no one suspects

 That it was Gme who put the Drano in her Dcoffee

 And Emnow that she is underground

 I’ll Cknow that you’re not hanging ‘round

 For Amher, no, not Cfor her

 And now I’ll know your Dlove is true for Gsure

 It Cpains my heart to Dthink of her

 A Grotting, stinking, maggot-infested,

 Bloated, and pus-oozing corpse Embeneath the earth

 You Ccan’t imagine Djust how much I Emmiss her,

 But Cnow I know you Dwant me, not my Gsister.