Standard (EADGBE)

 There's a place you're always welcome

 That's as nice as it can be

Everyone can get in

 'Cause it's absolutely free!

 That's death

 No need to take a breath

 Just lay around all day

 With not a single bill to pay

Hooray!

 That's death

 No more sicknesses or flu

 If you've lived beyond your means

 You can die beyond them to

Boo hoo!

 Well the greatest and the finest

 Have already died

Why not simply join them

On the other side?

 That's death

 Say farewell to all your bills

 Rip up all your wills

 And pop your final pills

Amen!

 That's death

 It's a tete-a-tete with fate

 If you're not feeling great

 Then it's the best way to lose weight, mate

Nothing here to hurt you

No one's here to nag

 Come die with me

If your life's a drag!

 That's death

 The wealthy and well-bred

 All of them are here

 And they're all completely dead

 That's death

 No more headaches, no more pain

 Of the millions who've died

 No one came back to complain!

You can't take it with you

You can't keep what you've got

So why not just lay back

 And simply rot?

 Just simply rot

 It's so cool it's hot

That's death!

As always, let me know if there's anything to fix, any suggestions, etc.