Standard (EADGBE)

(Eric Idle:

"It's dedicated to the FCC and if they broadcast it,

It will cost a quarter of a million dollars!")

Intro

(Spoken):

  Here's a little number I wrote the other day,

While out duck hunting with a judge...

Verse 1

Fuck you very much The F.C.C,

Fuck you very much for fining me;

 Five thousand bucks a fuck, so I'm really out of luck;

 That's more than Heidi Fleiss was charging me.

Verse 2

Fuck you very much The F.C.C,

 For proving that free speech just isn't free.

 Clear Channel's a dear channel, so Howard Stern must go;

 At-torney General Ashcroft, doesn't like strong words and so;

 He's charging twice as much, as all the drugs for Rush Limbaugh;

 So fuck you all so very much.

Verse 3

 So fuck you very much dear Mr. Bush,

 For he-roically sitting on your tush.

 For Halliburton, Enron, all the compa-nies who fail;

 Let's send them a clear signal, and stick Martha straight in jail;

 She's an uppity rich bitch, and at least she isn't male;

 So fuck you all so very much.

Verse 4

 So fuck you dickhead Mr. Cheney too,

Fuck you and fuck everything you do.

 Your pacemaker must be a fake; you haven't got a heart;

 As far as I'm concerned, you're just a pasty-faced old fart.

 And as for Condo-leeza; she's an intellectual tart;

 So fuck you all so very much.

 So fuck you very much The E.P.A,

 For giving all A-laska's oil a-way.

 It really is a bummer, when I can't fill my hummer,

 The ozone's a nogozone, now that Arnold's here to say;

 "The nuclear Winter Games, are going to take place in LA";

 So fuck you all so very much.

Coda

 So what the planet fails? Let's save the great white males;

 So fuck you all so very much.

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