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Here in the bar the boys like to have fun

 There's a wager lost and an argument won

 There's a stone washed damsel on a junk food run

It's a kinder murder

 There's a ladder to heaven from a battered stiletto

Spitting out the words that he put into her mouth

See her in silhouette going down south

It's a kinder murder

It's a kinder murder

She coulda kept her knees together coulda kept her mouth shut

It's a kinder murder

It's a kinder murder

Jimmy took her down to the perimeter fence

He was back in half an hour her said he left her senseless

Then he went back to his regiment

It's a kinder murder

The officer said it had to be denied

There's a tear stained would be teenage bride

All her family pride in a little ram rider

It's a kinder murder

It's a kinder murder

She coulda kept her knees together coulda kept her mouth shut

It's a kinder murder

It's a kinder murder

The child went missing and the photo fit his face

Dishonoured Jimmy just read about the case

He said that he was just taking up space

It's a kinder murder

Jimmy took his best friends keys from the pile

On the table in a flash he was dreaming of the pig skin

Seats and the walnut dash with the knickers in her

Handbag and the one false eyelash

It's a kinder murder

It's a kinder murder

She coulda kept her knees together coulda kept her mouth shut

It's a kinder murder

It's a kinder murder

It's a kinder murder

It's a kinder murder