All This Useless Beauty Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

 It's at tDimes such as this she'd be teD/C♯mpted to spit

BmIf she wasn't so lD7adyAlike

 She imGagines how she might have D/F♯lived

 back when legends and hiEmstory Em/F♯collide Em/G A

 So she loDoks to her prince fD/C♯inding since he's so chaBmrmingly

 slumped at her D7sidAe

 Those dGays are recalled on the gaD/F♯llery wall

 And she's waiBmting for pBm/Aassion or huEmor to strike

 WhAat shall we do, what shGall we do with all this useless beauty?

 AGll this useAless bDeauty

 Good FrDiday arrived, the sky dD/C♯arkened on time

 'Til he alBmmost began to negD7otiAate

GShe held his head like aD/F♯ baby and said "It's oEmkay Em/F♯if Em/Gyou cry" A

 Now he wanDts her to dress as if D/C♯you couldn't guess

 He deBmsires to impress his assD7ociAates

 But he's pGart ugly beast and HD/F♯ellenic deceased

 So she fiBmnds that the mBm/Aixture is hEard to deny

Chorus

 She won't praCctice the looks from the greDat tragic bGooks

  G [G/f#] Em

That were later disgraced to face celluloid

 It won't eCven make sense bDut you can bGet

 If she iCsn't a sweetheart or plDaything or Gpet

 The fCilm turns her into an uAnveiled threat

 NoDnsense prevails, mD/C♯odesty fails

 Grace and viBmrtue turn into stupAidity

 While the cGalendar fades almost D/F♯all barricades to a Empale Em/F♯compromiEm/Gse A

 And our lDeaders have feasts on the D/C♯backsides of beasts

 They still tBmhink they're the gods of antAiquity

 If sGomething you missed didn't D/F♯even exist

 It was jBmust an Bm/Aideal -- is it sEuch a surprise?

Chorus [x2]