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Tapping time with one good finger

 I got this girlfriend and she's a swinger

We make plans and then

 We head out to San Bernardino

 We get gas at the local P & M

 Buy a coke in a can made of tin

 We drink fast because

 We're headed out west to San Bernardino

 And we shall miss Carolina

 And the east coast as opposed to the west

 But we won't shed any tears though

 Not even be sad because we know

 The western desert is the best

 I filled a bag with cigarettes and apple wine

We'll hit the road again at 10 mintues to 9

 Me and this girl I think she's pregnant

 And we're headed to San Bernardino

 And then when we hit Texas

 We'll stop in Amarillo for a bite to eat

 We'll stop on over in Dallas

 And visit my friend but we can't stay

 For more than a week

 I've got the south in my veins

But California in my mouth

 And that's the simple reason

Why I'm leaving the south

 Me and this girl and she's so foxy

 And we're heading to San Bernardino

That was close

 We crossed the Tennesse state border

They would've locked us up by the sheriff's order

 Yes we're freaks, but they can't touch us

 Out west in San Bernardino

 And we shall miss Carolina

 And the east coast as opposed to the west

 But we won't shed any tears though

 Not even be sad because we know

 The western desert is the best

 I filled a bag with cigarettes and apple wine

We'll hit the road again at 10 mintues to 9

 Me and this girl and she's so foxy

 And we're headed to San Bernardino

(Break)

(Break)

getting slower