Dont Get Married Chords

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  DEmon't get married girl, You'll sAign away your Emlife

  You may stGart off as a wDoman, But you'll eCnd up Das the Emwife

  You could Embe a Vestal Virgin, Take the vAeil and be a Emnun

  But dGon't get marDried girl, For marCraige isn't B7fun

  Oh it's fEine when you're romancing, And he pEmlays the lovers pB7art

  You're the roAses in his gaErden, You're the fEmlame that warms his hB7eart

  And his lAove will last foreEver, And he'll prAomise you the mEoon

  But just wB7ait until you're weEdded, Then he'll sB7ing a different tEune

  You're his tapAioca pudEding, You're the dumAplings in his sEtew

  But he'll soAon begin to woEnder, What he Emever saw in yB7ou

  Sure he taAkes without complEaining, All the diAshes you prEovide

  For you sB7ee he's got to hEave, His bit of jB7am tart, On the sEide

  So Emdon't get married girls, It's vAery badly pEmaid

  You may stGart off as the misDtress, But you'll eCnd up Das the Emmaid

  Be a daEmring deep sea diver, Be a polAished poEmlyglot

  But dGon't get marDried girls, For marCriage is a pB7lot

  Aarh you seEen him in the morning, With a fEmace that looks like dB7eath

  With danAdruff on his piEllow, And toEmbacco on his bB7reath

  And he neAeds some reassEurance, With his cAup of tea in bEed

  For he's worB7ried by the morEtgage, And the bB7ald patch on his hEead

  And he's suAre that you're his moEther, Lays his hAead upon your brEeast

  So you tAry to boost his eEgo, Iron his sEmhirt, And warm his vB7est

  Then you gAet him off to wEork, The mighty huAnter is resEtored

  And he leB7aves you there with notEhing, But the drB7eams you can't afEford

  So dEmon't get married girls, 'Cause mAen are all the sEmame

  They'll just uGse you, When they wDant you, You'd do beCtter Don the gEmame

  Be a cEmall girl, Be a stripper, Be a hosAtess, Be a wEmhore

  But dGon't get marDried girls, For marCriage is a bB7ore

  When he coEmes home in the evening, He can hEmardly spare a lB7ook

  All he saAys is ''What's for diEnner?'', After Emall you're just the cB7ook

  But when he taAkes you to a paErty, Where he eAye's you with a frEown

  For you kB7now you've got to lEook your best, You mB7ustn't let him dEown

  And he'll cluAtch you with that lEook,While 'ere's that twAinkle in his eEyes

  Like he's entAered for a raEffle, And he's Emwon you for the pB7rize

  Ahh but wAhen the partys oEver, You'll be sloAgging through the slEudge

  Half the tB7ime a decorEation, The oB7ther half, A drEudge

  So dEmon't get married, It'll drAive you round the bEmend

  It's a lGane without a turDning, It's the eCnd withDout an Emend

  Take a lEmover every friday, Take up teAnnis, Be a nEmurse

  But dGon't get marDried girls, For marCriage is a cB7urse

  Then you gAet him off to woErk, The mighty huAnter is resEtored

  And he leaB7ves you there with notEhing, But the drB7eams you can't afEford