Capo 3rd fret

Standard (EADGBE)

 I play in a band

 We're the best in the land

 We're big in both Chelsea and France

 I play one mean guitar and then score at the bar

 There's a line of chicks waiting for their chance

 So come on now honey, I'll make you feel pretty

 These other gals mean nothing to me

 Let's finish these drinks and be gone for the night

 'Cause I'm more than a handfull you'll see

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 So kiss me, I'm shitfaced

 and i'm soaked and i'm soiled and brown in the trousers,

 She kissed me!

 And I only bought her one round