Standard (EADGBE)

  -- Your daddy was mad as hell.

  -- He was mad at me and you when he

  Tied that chain to the front of my car and pulled me

  Out of that ditch that I slid into.

  -- Don't know what his problem is,

  -- Why he keeps sending me away. Don't know

  Why I put up with this shit when you

  Don't put out and Zip City's so far a-

  way.

Interlude

(Repeat Intro)

Verse 2

  -- Your daddy is a deacon down at the

  Salem Church of Christ, and he

  Makes good money as long as Reynolds

  Wrap keeps everything wrapped up tight.

  -- Your mama's as good a wife and

  Mama as she can be, and your

  Sister keeps puttin' that sweet stuff on every-

  body in town but me.

  -- Your brother was the first-born, got ten

  Fingers and ten toes, And it's a

  Damn good thing cause he needs all twenty just to

  Keep the closet door

  Closed.

Interlude

  (Repeat Intro)

Verse 3

  -- Maybe it's the twenty-six mile

  Drive from Zip City to Colbert

  Heights that keeps my mind clean,

  Gets me through the night.

  -- Or maybe you're just a desti-

  nation, a place for me to go that

  Keeps me from having to deal with my

  Seventeen-year-old mind all a-

  lone. So keep your drawers on, girl,

  It ain't worth the fight. By the

  Time you drop them I'll be gone and you'll

  Be right where they fall the rest of your

Em *** (see INTERLUDE below)

Life

Interlude

(Repeat Intro, beat 1 is 'life' from above)

(Final "A" &-4-& is leading "you say you're" lyric below)

Verse 4

  You say you're

Tired of me taking you for

  Granted, Waiting up 'till the last

  Minute to call you up and see

  What you want to do. But you're

  Only fifteen, girl, you ain't

  Got no secretary. And "For

  Granted" is a mighty big word for a

  Country girl like you. I think that's

  Just your Daddy talking, Cause he

  Knows that blood red carpet down at the

  Salem Church of Christ ain't gonna

  ever see no wedding between

Em *** (see INTERLUDE below)

me and you.

Interlude

(Repeat Intro, beats 1/2 are 'me and you' from above)

Verse 5

  Zip City it's a good thing that they

  Built the wall around you, Zip

  Up to Tennessee then zip right

  Down to Ala-bama. I got

  -- 350 heads on a

  -- 305 engine, I get

  ten miles to the gallon, I ain't

  got no good in-tentions.

--crookedpath