Standard (EADGBE)

Demonic Possession

 His court's in session

I sign my confession

 Demonic Possession

It was raining on the day she told me

 them things that fella sold me

 Mama wasn't there to scold me

 No prison or cell could hold me

 I still recall the date

 I'z probably about eight

 when I sealed my fate

 You honor I rightly state

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Suddenly I had a foot hold

I became such a butthole

 I don't need nobody consoling me

 No one but the devil controlling me

 I can kick ass and talk backward

I hang out with a whole bunch of slackers

 and I know I can get some help from him

 I listen to a lot of Led Zeppelin

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I got so much money I don't need smarts

 My records are flying to the top of the charts

 and I'm eating in all those fancy restaurants

 and Hanging out with Jerry Lee Lewis

 and I owe it all to him

Oh, the shape I'm in

 The devil says the only thing that's buggin him

 is Hell's filling up with Republicans

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