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oh mrs. o

 will you tell us where the naughty children go

 will you show

 how the sky turned white and everybody froze

 heaven knows how they got into the fireplace

 but everybody's saying grace

 and trying to keep a happy face

and oh mrs. o

can you teach us how to keep from getting cold

out we go and you watch us as we face the falling snow

 what a show with our hairdryers aimed heavenwards

 and fifty foot extension cords

 you really have a way with words

 the truth won't save you now

 the sky is falling down

watch the vultures count the hours

april trains may bring strange showers

and oh mrs. o

will you tell about the time they made you go

all alone to the palace where they took your only clothes

we all know

there's no hell and no hiroshima

chernobyl was a cover up

the world is really all in love

and oh mrs o

will you leave us hanging now that we are grown

up and old

will you kill me if i say i told you so

we all know

there's no hitler and no holocaust

no winter and no santa claus

and yes virginia all because

 the truth won't save you now

 the sky is falling down

everything they ever told us

shakes our faith and breaks their promise

but you can stop the truth from leaking

if you never stop believing......