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bring two prix fixe dinners up

I’ll unwrap the plastic cups

 it’s just us my love

 it’s just us my love

I will make the room up nice

put your insides all on ice

it was real true love

it was real true love

close all the windows

 put signs on the handles

 and strip down to my dun-dun-duns

you have gone so far

you have gone so far

and tonight

 its just me and the minibar (just up to diminished)

candles from the walmart that

every city has to have

that I bought last night

that I bought last night

I was so excited to

do such normal things with you

when you left last night

with your toothbrush dry

no such details will spoil my plans

that is the kind of girl I am

can you hear room 318...?

man they’re really happening...

 they’re a wild bunch

 they’re a wild bunch

but if they just knew

what my night was coming too

god would they vomit and run

 you have gone so far

 you have gone too far

 So tonight

 it’s just me and the minibar

dim

nobody else

 and I sing at the top of my lungs

 happy birthday us

 happy birthday us