Standard (EADGBE)
bring two prix fixe dinners up
Ill unwrap the plastic cups
its just us my love
its just us my love
I will make the room up nice
put your insides all on ice
it was real true love
it was real true love
close all the windows
put signs on the handles
and strip down to my dun-dun-duns
you have gone so far
you have gone so far
and tonight
its just me and the minibar (just up to diminished)
candles from the walmart that
every city has to have
that I bought last night
that I bought last night
I was so excited to
do such normal things with you
when you left last night
with your toothbrush dry
no such details will spoil my plans
that is the kind of girl I am
can you hear room 318...?
man theyre really happening...
theyre a wild bunch
theyre a wild bunch
but if they just knew
what my night was coming too
god would they vomit and run
you have gone so far
you have gone too far
So tonight
its just me and the minibar
dim
nobody else
and I sing at the top of my lungs
happy birthday us
happy birthday us