Standard (EADGBE)

, , , repeats throughout the song.

 there’s no end to the love you can give

 when you change your point of view to under foot, very good

 you may be flat but you’re breathing

Oh,... Oh,... Oh,...

 there’s no doubt he’s alone in his room

 probably watching porn of you from the fall

 it’s last call and you’re the last one leaving

Oh,... Oh,... Oh,...

 and you thought you could change the world

 by opening your legs

 it isn’t very hard

 try kicking them instead

 and you thought you could change his mind

 by changing your perfume to the kind his mother wore

 o god delilah why?

 i never met a more impossible girl

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 in this same bar where you slammed down your hand

 and said “Amanda, i’m in love”

 no you’re not

 you’re just a sucker for the ones who use you

 and it doesn’t matter what i say or do

 the stupid bastard’s gonna have his way with you

 you’re an unrescuable schizo

 or else you’re on the rag

 and if you take him back

 i’m gonna lose my nerve

 i never met a more impossible girl

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 at four o'clock he got off and

 you called up "i’m down at denny’s on route one

 you won’t guess what he’s done"

 is that a fact delililah

 larry tap let you into the back

 and use his calling card again

 for a quick hand of gin

 you are impossible, delilah: the princess of denial

 and after seven years in advertising you are none the wiser

 you’re an unrescuable schizo

 or else you’re on the rag

 and if you take him back

 i’m gonna lose my nerve

 he’s gonna beat you like a pillow

 you schizos never learn

 and if you take him home

 you’ll get what you deserve

 i've never met a more impossible girl

Oh,... Oh,... Oh,...

 so don’t cry delilah

 you’re still alive delilah

 you need a ride delilah?

 let’s see how fast this thing can go.....