Standard (EADGBE)
1. I walked down the street like a good girl should,
he followed me down the street like I knew he would.
Because a guy is a guy wherever he may be,
so listen and I'll tell you what this fella did to me.
2. I walked to my house like a good girl should,
he followed me to my house like I knew he would.
Because a guy is a guy wherever he may be,
so listen while I tell you what this fella did to me.
I never saw the boy before, so nothin' could be sillier,
at closer range his face was strange, but his manner was familiar.
3. So I walked up the stairs like a good girl should,
he followed me up the stairs like I knew he would.
because a guy is a guy wherever he may be,
so listen and I'll tell you what this fella did to me.
4. I stepped to my door like a good girl should,
he stopped at my door like I knew he would.
Because a guy is a guy wherever he may be,
so listen while I tell you what this fella did to me.
He asked me for a good-night kiss, I said, "It's still good day."
I would have told him more except his lips got in the way.
5. So I talked to my Ma like a good girl should,
and Ma talked to Pa like I knew she would.
And they all agreed on a married life for me,
the guy is my guy wherever he may be.
(wedding march played in the background)
6. So I walked down the aisle like a good girl should,
he followed me down the aisle like I knew he would.
Because a guy is a guy wherever he may be,
and now you've heard the story of what someone did to me.
(end wedding march played)
And that's what he did to me.