Standard (EADGBE)

1. I walked down the street like a good girl should,

he followed me down the street like I knew he would.

Because a guy is a guy wherever he may be,

so listen and I'll tell you what this fella did to me.

2. I walked to my house like a good girl should,

he followed me to my house like I knew he would.

Because a guy is a guy wherever he may be,

so listen while I tell you what this fella did to me.

  I never saw the boy before, so nothin' could be sillier,

  at closer range his face was strange, but his manner was familiar.

3. So I walked up the stairs like a good girl should,

he followed me up the stairs like I knew he would.

because a guy is a guy wherever he may be,

so listen and I'll tell you what this fella did to me.

4. I stepped to my door like a good girl should,

he stopped at my door like I knew he would.

Because a guy is a guy wherever he may be,

so listen while I tell you what this fella did to me.

  He asked me for a good-night kiss, I said, "It's still good day."

  I would have told him more except his lips got in the way.

5. So I talked to my Ma like a good girl should,

and Ma talked to Pa like I knew she would.

And they all agreed on a married life for me,

the guy is my guy wherever he may be.

(wedding march played in the background)

6. So I walked down the aisle like a good girl should,

he followed me down the aisle like I knew he would.

Because a guy is a guy wherever he may be,

and now you've heard the story of what someone did to me.

(end wedding march played)

And that's what he did to me.