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Take the National Express when your life's in a mess, it will make you smile

All human life is here, from the feeble old dear to the screaming child

From the student who knows, that to have one of those, would be suicide

To the family man, manhandling the pram with paternal pride

 And everyone sing ba ba baba ba ba baba ba ba baba ba ba baba ba ba baba alright

we're going where the air, is free

On the National Express there's a jolly hostess, selling crisps and tea

She'll provide you with drinks and theatrical winks, for a sky-high fee

Mini skirts were in style when she danced in the aisle, back in sixty three

But it's hard to get by, when your arse is the size of a small country

 And everyone sing ba ba baba ba ba baba ba ba baba ba ba baba ba ba baba alright

we're going where the air, is free

Tomorrow belongs to me..

When you're sad and feeling blue, with nothing better to do,

just don't sit there feeling stressed, take a trip on the National Express..

On the National Express..

ENJOY Y'ALL :)