Standard (EADGBE)

It's a mystery to me - the game commences

  For the usual fee - plus expenses

Confidential information - it's in a diary

This is my investigation - it's not a public inquiry

I go checking out the reports - digging up the dirt

  You get to meet in all sorts - in this line of work

Treachery and treason - there's always an excuse for it

And when I find the reason - I still can't get used to it

And what have you got at the end of the day?

What have you got - to take away?

A bottle of whisky - and a new set of lies

Blinds on the windows and a pain behind the eyes

Scarred for life - no compensation

Private investigations