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Intro

They say the preacher used to preach just to try and save souls, well

Now he's preaching just to buy jelly rolls

Old deacon jones he was a preaching king

Man they caught him 'round the house trying to shake that thing

Well they call that religion (they call that religion)

 They call that religion (they call that religion)

 They call that religion, but you know he's going to hell when he dies

Ted Haggard was preacher down in Colorado Springs

 He was a friend of the president and everything

 he said live your life right man, keep your hands clean

 well they caught him with a prostitute on methamphetamines

Well they call that religion (they call that religion)

They call the religion (they call that religion)

 They call that religion, but you know he's going to hell when he dies

Ole Elron was a preacher now just the same

 He had the millionaires now playing his game,

 He said uh, I got a science of a different kind well

follow me movie stars move objects with your mind

Well they call that religion (they call that religion)

They call that religion (they call that religion)

 They call that religion but you know he went to hell when he died

Break

Yeah they call that religion (they call that religion)

They call that religion (they call that religion)

 They call that religion but you know they're going to hell when they die