Standard (EADGBE)
Key: , then
Chords used:
Intro
Bass: A--D-C x8
Guitar: A--D-C x8
Verse 1
I'm tired of self-respect
I can't afford a car
I wanna be a
prefab super--star
I wanna be a tool
Don't need no soul
Wanna make big money
Playing rock and roll
Interlude
A--D-C- x2
Verse 2
I'll make my music boring
I'll play my music slow
I ain't no artist
I'm a business--man
No ideas of my own
I won't offend
Or rock the boat
Just sex and drugs
B E D G-- x2
And rock and roll
Breakdown
Mocking Knack's My Sharona
Drool, drool, drool
drool, drool drool My payola!
Drool, drool, drool
drool, drool drool My payola!
Interlude
A--D-C- x2
Verse 3
You'll pay ten bucks to see me
On a fifteen foot high stage
Fatass bouncers kick the shit
Out of kids who try to
dance If my friends say
I've lost my guts"
I'll laugh and say
That's rock and roll
But there's just one problem
Chorus 1
Is my cock big enough
Is my brain small enough
For you to make me a star
Give me a toot I'll
sell you my soul
Pull my strings
and I'll go far
Give me a toot I'll
sell you my soul
Pull my strings
and I'll go far
Verse 3
And when I'm rich
And meet Bob Hope
We'll shoot some golf
And shoot some dope
Chorus 2
Is my cock big enough
Is my brain small enough
For you to make me a star
Give me a toot I'll
sell you my soul
Pull my strings
and I'll go far
Guitar solo
G-Bm-Em-C-G-Bm-Em-- x4
Chorus
Is my cock big enough
Is my brain small enough
For you to make me a star
Is my cock big enough
Is my brain small enough
For you to make me a star
Is my cock big enough
Is my brain small enough
For you to make me a star
Give me a toot I'll
sell you my soul
Pull my strings
and I'll go far
Give me a toot I'll
sell you my soul
Pull my strings
and I'll go far
Outro
Drool, drool, drool
drool, drool drool My payola!
Drool, drool, drool
drool, drool drool My payola!