Standard (EADGBE)

 Key: , then

Chords used:

Intro

Bass: A--D-C x8

Guitar: A--D-C x8

Verse 1

 I'm tired of self-respect

 I can't afford a car

 I wanna be a

prefab super--star

 I wanna be a tool

 Don't need no soul

 Wanna make big money

 Playing rock and roll

Interlude

A--D-C- x2

Verse 2

 I'll make my music boring

 I'll play my music slow

 I ain't no artist

 I'm a business--man

 No ideas of my own

 I won't offend

 Or rock the boat

 Just sex and drugs

B E D G-- x2

And rock and roll

Breakdown

Mocking Knack's My Sharona

Drool, drool, drool

 drool, drool drool My payola!

Drool, drool, drool

 drool, drool drool My payola!

Interlude

A--D-C- x2

Verse 3

 You'll pay ten bucks to see me

 On a fifteen foot high stage

Fatass bouncers kick the shit

 Out of kids who try to

dance If my friends say

 I've lost my guts"

 I'll laugh and say

 That's rock and roll

But there's just one problem

Chorus 1

Is my cock big enough

Is my brain small enough

For you to make me a star

Give me a toot I'll

sell you my soul

Pull my strings

 and I'll go far

Give me a toot I'll

sell you my soul

Pull my strings

 and I'll go far

Verse 3

 And when I'm rich

 And meet Bob Hope

 We'll shoot some golf

 And shoot some dope

Chorus 2

 Is my cock big enough

 Is my brain small enough

 For you to make me a star

Give me a toot I'll

sell you my soul

Pull my strings

 and I'll go far

Guitar solo

G-Bm-Em-C-G-Bm-Em-- x4

Chorus

Is my cock big enough

Is my brain small enough

For you to make me a star

Is my cock big enough

Is my brain small enough

For you to make me a star

 Is my cock big enough

 Is my brain small enough

 For you to make me a star

Give me a toot I'll

sell you my soul

Pull my strings

 and I'll go far

Give me a toot I'll

sell you my soul

Pull my strings

 and I'll go far

Outro

Drool, drool, drool

 drool, drool drool My payola!

Drool, drool, drool

 drool, drool drool My payola!