Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

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I know you're angry and you're feeling ashamed

2

I'm kinda feeling the same

3

but we could hide our love if we pretend it's a game

4

and give it a secret name

 let's call it rugby

 let's call it ruuuugby

 and I bet that pretty soon all

 The showers could be communal (yeah)

 and noone would suspect a thing

 and when people ask what are 15 guys

 doing sticking their heads between each others thighs

( )

we'll just tell them that we're practicing

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we'll have a special language and a secret code

2

that nobody knows what the are

3

and we'll do clever things with existing words

4

like replacing an f with and r

 so we'll say we're rucking when really we're f---

Fooling the world that there's nothing sexual

 in a ball shaped liked a giant tescicle

 being grabbed at by enormous men (in shorts)

 while drunk spectators in the stands

 call for bigger tackles and softer hands

( )

just wishing that it could be them

Chorus

playing rugby (crouch touch engage) I'm tackling Johnson in knee high socks)

playing rugby (crouch touch engage) I'm finding touch a bit too much

playing rugby (crouch touch engage) I'm in the mud with 15 studs

I'm playing rugby

 and if you don't you're gay

E's used

x76454 (could use x7999x)

x66454 (and x6999x )

* as per riff 4

MDMA (just a joke)