Standard (EADGBE)
Intro
1 2 3 4
1
I know you're angry and you're feeling ashamed
2
I'm kinda feeling the same
3
but we could hide our love if we pretend it's a game
4
and give it a secret name
let's call it rugby
let's call it ruuuugby
and I bet that pretty soon all
The showers could be communal (yeah)
and noone would suspect a thing
and when people ask what are 15 guys
doing sticking their heads between each others thighs
( )
we'll just tell them that we're practicing
1
we'll have a special language and a secret code
2
that nobody knows what the are
3
and we'll do clever things with existing words
4
like replacing an f with and r
so we'll say we're rucking when really we're f---
Fooling the world that there's nothing sexual
in a ball shaped liked a giant tescicle
being grabbed at by enormous men (in shorts)
while drunk spectators in the stands
call for bigger tackles and softer hands
( )
just wishing that it could be them
Chorus
playing rugby (crouch touch engage) I'm tackling Johnson in knee high socks)
playing rugby (crouch touch engage) I'm finding touch a bit too much
playing rugby (crouch touch engage) I'm in the mud with 15 studs
I'm playing rugby
and if you don't you're gay
E's used
x76454 (could use x7999x)
x66454 (and x6999x )
* as per riff 4
MDMA (just a joke)