According To Plan Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

F Fdim F Fdim

F A♯m F F A♯m

F F♯ C♯ F F

A♯m C♯m F♯ F A♯m

 [Mrs. VA♯anDort]

It's a beautiful day.

 [Mr. VaF/AnDort]

It's a rather nice day.

 [MFrs. VanDort] A♯m

A day for a glorious wedding.

 [Mr.F♯ VanDort] B

A rehearsal, my dear, to be perfectly clear.

 [MrsA♯m. VanDort] F A♯m

A rehearsal for a glorious wedding.

 [MF♯r. VanDort] B F7 A A♯m

Assuming nothing happens that we don't really know,

 [Mrs.A♯m VanC♯Dort] D♯m F A♯m

That nothing unexpected interferes with the show.

 [Mr.A♯m And Mrs. VF7anDort] A♯m F♯

And that's why everything, every last little thing,

C♯every single Cdimtiny microC♯scopic little Cdimthing must Fgo..F7.

 [MC♯rs. VanDortF♯m]

According to plan,

 [Mr.G♯ VanDort] C♯

Our son will be married.

 [MA♯mrs. VanDortF♯m] A♯

According to plan,

 [Mr.G♯ VanDorF♯t]

Our family carried,

 [Mr. And G♯mMrs. VanDort] C♯ F♯ B

We'll go right into the heights of society...

 [Mrs. VG♯anDCort] C♯

To the costume balls,

 [Mr. VaG♯nDoCrt] C♯

In the hallowed halls.

 [Mrs. VaD♯nDoA♯rt] Fm

Rubbing elbows with the finest.

 [Mr. VaEm/BnDort] Fm C

Having crumpets with her highness.

 [Mr. And BMrs. VanDort] E B C♯m

We'll be there, we'll be seen, having tea with the queen.

 We'll forAget everything...that we've F♯mever ever been.C♯m

C♯m

Bm Bm D

B Em7 G

C Em/B

Am

 [Mrs. EAmverglot]

It's a terrible day

 [Mr.E Everglot]

Now don't be that way

 [Mrs. EAmverglot] E Am

It's a terrible day for a wedding.

 [Mr. EvFerglot] A♯m C♯

It's a sad, sad state of affairs we're in,

 [Mrs. EveAmrglot] E Am

That has led to this ominous wedding.

F[Mr. Everglot]A♯/D E Am/E

How could our family have come to this?

 [MrF. and Mrs. EveA♯/Drglot] E Am

To marry off our daughter to the noveaux rich.

 [Mrs. EvergFlot]

They're so common,

 [MrC/E. Everglot]

So coarse.

 [Mrs. EFverglot] E

Oh, it couldn't be worse!

[Mr. Everglot]

It couldn't be worse? I'm afraid I disagree.

 It could be Dmland rich bankrupt aristocracy,

 without a penny to their Ename...just like Fyou.E..and me.

[Mrs. Everglot]

Oh, dear.

 [Mr.Am and Mrs. EE7verglot] Am E7

And that's why everything, every last little thing,

Cevery single Bdimtiny microCscopic little Bdimthing must E7go... D E E7

 [MAmrs. EvergloFt]

According to plan,

 [Mr.E/G♯ Everglot] Am

Our daughter will wed.

 [MAmrs. EvergloFmt]

According to plan,

 [Mr.G EverglFot]

Our family lead,

 [Mr. and G/DMrs. EvergElot] F A♯m A♯m F

From the depths of deepest poverty,

A♯m C♯ A♯m F

 [Mrs. EGvergloCt]

To the noble realm,

 [Mr. EvGergloCt]

Of our ancestors.

 [Mr.Bm and Mrs. EEmverglot] Bm Em E Am

And who'd have guessed in a million years that our daughter, with the face

 [Mr. EEverglot] Am

of an otter in disgrace,

 [Mr. and EMrs. EverFglot] G Fm A♯m

Would provide our ticket to our rightful place?

Fm C♯7M C♯7M9

A♯m[Victoria (speaking)] C♯

What if Victor and I don't...like each other?

C[Mrs. Everglot (speaking)] Cm

Do you suppose your father and I like each other?

G[Victoria (speaking)]

Surely you must...a little...

G♯[Mr. and MC♯rs. Everglot (speaking)]

Of course not!

F[Mrs. Everglot (spE/Beaking)] D G Gm

Get those corsets laced properly...I can hear you speak without gasping.

A♯Marriage Adimis a partGmnership. A liD7ttle tit for tat.

 You'd think a lifetimeA♯ watching us (singing) G♯mmight have taught her D♯that.

 Might have taught her G♯mthat.

[Mr. Everglot]

Everything must be perfect

[Mrs. Everglot]

Everything must be perfect

 [Mr. and Mrs. EvergD♯lot]

Everything must be perfect, perfect,

G♯m[The VanDorD♯7ts and the EG♯mverglots] D♯7

That's why everything, every last little thing,

Bevery single A♯dimtiny microBscopic little A♯dimthing must D♯go...AcD♯7cording to G♯mplan!

D♯ G♯m