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 Streetlights

Who would believe

 That a halogen lamp could conceive?

That's what she said

 And it stuck in my head

 It was her explanation of teen pregnancy

Don't you know what happens to

All the girls who

Stay up all night

Under the streetlights?

The light seeps through the walls

Plants a seed and babies fall

 Streetlights

Who would believe

 That a halogen lamp could conceive?

That's what she said

 And it stuck in my head

 It was her explanation of teen pregnancy

 So when I see those city streets

 All lit up like a christmas tree

Her wisdom comes to me

 And I thank God

 That I can go out at night

 Because I don't have ovaries

 Streetlights