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I don't want to be a pioneer

 A singer sings a sad song when he's sad

But honey all these years I've been upset

I've slowly turned the kind of blue that keeps your jeans dry

Now I don't need to reinvent the wheel

a singer needs to feel like he's been had

It's all so sad

 It's all so sad

Oh broke, oh beat, oh twisted feet

And so on and so forth

So don't steal, don't lie, just tie your tie

 And go on, go forth

Go on, go forth

 Sing la-dee-da dee-da dee-da dee-da dee-da dee-da dee-da oh-da

 Ah dee-da dee-da dee-da dee-da dee-da-da-da-da-da dee-da

Ah dee-da dee-da

So hell I thought I knew why I was here

 To find myself a girl who makes me sad

But I went looking round and all I found

Was this here one who makes me tea and brings the crossword

So how am I supposed to bring us down

To think that I got used to being sad

 And sometimes down

 And always blue

 And did I mention sad?

 OD

Oh broke, oh beat, oh twisted feet

And so on and so forth

So don't steal, don't lie, just tie your tie

 And go on, go forth

Go on, go forth

Oh broke, oh beat, oh twisted feet

And so on and so forth

So don't steal, don't lie, just tie your tie

 And go on, go forth

Go on, go forth

 And go on, go forth

Go on, go forth

 Just go