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 I'm so childish, a little bit wildish

 With my rumdiddlyumdiddlyumdiddly, I'm so deep

 Well I'm so garish, a little unfairish

 The way I pick you up, and drop you in a heap

 I'm so unfaithful, in fact I'm a plateful

 I won't kiss her, but I'll stare her up all night

 I'm a stormy little singer, an unstable little swinger

 If you're coming, come prepared for a fight

Well I'm so childish, a little bit wildish

With my rumdiddlyumdiddlyumdiddly, I'm so deep

Well I'm so uncaring, do far too much swearing

And if you read through my behaviour, you'll find I'm a creep

I'll play a stormer, yet in the corner

I'll be grumpy on my own, like I don't care

I'm a stormy little singer, an unstable little swinger

With a big rip, in the arsehole of my flares

Well I'm so childish, a little bit wildish

With my rumdiddlyumdiddlyumdiddly, I'm so mad

I'm so truthful, a little bit bruteful

But in sooth I know not, why I am so sad

I try my bestest, well as far the restest

Well it's just stuff that comes out wrong, and gets misunderstood

I'm a dandy little dreamer, a doctored misdemeanour

A didactic destiny schemer, bare with me if you would

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Hope I could help!